Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Embarrassing Things to Buy!






So I thought I'd make a list of somethings I think may be embarrassing to buy.

XS condoms



hemroid cream



adult diapers



tampons



vagasil


jock itch spray


nose hair trimmers


laxatives


lube


rogaine



I dunno. Just thought that was kinda fun. Anyone got anything else that they hate or would hate to buy?



Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Instantly Gratified!

I HATE shopping online!!!
I'm definitely into instant gratification. If I buy or pay for something, I want it right away. I hate having to wait for shit to come in the mail. And not to mention, I dont trust UPS, USPS, FedEx, eventhough they've never screwed me over in any kind of way.
I dunno why. I just rather go to the store or where ever and get the stuff I need.
BUT...
I ordered a Wii game from Walmart.com for my sister. And I was tracking it online and it said that it was delivered but I never got anything. So I had my husband call and see what happened. And they ended up sending another one, free of charge, and overnighted. But we ended up getting the first one we ordered the next day. So now I have two. LOLLL..
I'm so impatient.
Happy Tuesday :)

Friday, December 4, 2009

You're Welcome > No Problem???1

I'm not sure about you, but when someone says "thank you" to me, I usually reply with a "no problem." I was told today at work that it's rude and that you should always say, " You're welcome."

I dont get it. I was on the phone with a customer helping them out with a problem and as we were hanging up she said, "oh thank you so much." I replied with a, "no problem" and hung up. Then some bitch next to me was like, "you should always say 'you're welcome' because 'no problem' is sometimes considered rude."

WTF?! Why is this the first time I ever heard this?


Anyways, TGIF!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Look at the Fams

UGH! I see these ugly ass stickers on the back of mini vans everyday.

If you have anything like this on the back of your car. KILL YOURSELF!

No one cares about your stick figure family.

"I'm Fired For SUREEEE!!!"


OMG!

So the other day I was rounding the corner, into the kitchen and all of a sudden the owner of the company that I work for was coming through the doorway the other way, and I bumped into him, and he spilled coffee on him.

I stood there for like 10 seconds with my mouth wide open like, OMG, what did I just dooo!!! Then I started saying, "oh my God, I'm soooo sorry, I'm fired. I'm fired. I'm fired. Please dont fire me!"

In the meantime, he's smiling and brushing the coffee off his sleave and wincing in pain from the hot ass coffee.

But 2 days later, and I'm still employeed.

THANK GOD!


Happy Hump Day!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Thankful for Turkey

So last year around this time I wasnt blogging yet about anything interesting. But if I was I would have blogged about how I had my Thanksgiving meal at some restaurant with my Aunt Kathy. It was horrible and depressing! My Aunt Kathy and I were the only family we had out in Cali so we spent it together, but alone. :(

BUT.. This year I'll be spending it with family. I'm going to my husband's brother in law's brother's house for Thanksgiving. I cannot wait to eat!

I'm not too sure about going out early on Black Friday. I know I'll be out there at some point, just might not be at 4am.

I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving though!

She is NOT a Good Sharer!

Theres this bitch at work, that got chocolates from one of her clients. She's the first to tell EVERYONE about it, but then wants to say, "I'm not giving anyone any of MY chocolate, it's MINE."

BITCH, its CHOCOLATE, not a million dollars. You grimey, greedy, trifflin, schmeegle faced TRAMP! I hope you hold on tight to that chocolate and it melts in your hands you dirty smut! Last time I checked you hit 30 last year. STOP acting like a little brat child!


LOLLL

Anyways...
Happy Hump Day!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Socks?

There was a link I was looking at today that allows you to send socks with no labels to troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. I use to do stuff like this all the time back in high school. Send like shoe boxes full of like tooth brushes, deodorant, lotion. Shit like that.

But what I've always really wanted to do is send them like cookies, and porn, and funny ass movie, and shit like that. I think that's shit that they'd really enjoy.

But how would I know. I dont.

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas!

I dont know how many of you got to do this as a kid. But at the catholic grade school I went to, we had something called Santa's Workshop. All the kids got to bring in money and go shopping to buy their family and friends small (shitty) gifts. And after you were done buying them you got to wrap them up and bring them home and put them under the tree.

I know it still goes on there and at the surrounding schools and I still, to this day, dont know a kid that waited till Christmas to give their loved ones their gifts. Especially me! As soon as I got home, I was making everyone open up the gifts I got them. The sailboat paperclip holder, and #1 mom keychain were always a hit! LOL
Just reminiscing!

Dont Ask If You Dont Wanna Know!

So I want to start off by saying that I've been working on a scrap book for the past couple days. I got like 2 pages done so far! Sooo proud of myself cuz I usually would never have the patience or attention span to do something like that.
(glimpse of scrap book below)


But anyways, as I was working on it last night my husband was watching the NBA game and I just thought I'd ask him a question. I dont know how or why this question popped into my head and I dont know why I asked it. But I turned to him and said, "if me and you never met and didnt know eachother and you had the chance to sleep with Mariah Carey would you do it?" And pretty much, without any hesitation, he turns to me and says, "yeah."


I dont know why but I was flabbergasted. First of all I thought he was gonna lie about it, and say something like, "no of course not." And then another part of me just thought of Mariah Carey. I dont think she's cute/pretty/beautiful/hot or any of that in any way. Yeah she's a singer and she's won awards and been in awful movies. She like old, and she's built funny. And then I just thought about him fucking Mariah Carey and I felt nauseous!


So moral of the story is, DONT ASK IF YOU DONT WANNA KNOW THE ANSWER!

Happy Tuesday!

Douchey Boys!!!

On the way to work this morning, they were talking about douchey guys on the radio and the game they try to run on girls at the bar. So I thought I'd list some that I know of:
  • Going to bars on payday, with their entire paycheck, and spending it like they can afford it. And then look at you funny when you order something other than a beer, cuz they gotta dish out more than $5. --- Stop trying to LOOK like you're ballin' when you're not. It's not cute. Its just gonna leave you lonely AND broke!
  • They have a keychain with a car maker's logo of a car they dont have/cant afford. Then they sit and put their keys on the bar, as if a keychain is going to impress you. -- Did you steal that keychain from your mom's mercedes station wagon?
  • When they go up and tell the bartender that someone left their lights on in a brand new Jaguar. And then they get up and go outside, only to check on their Toyota Prius. -- You're not fooling anybody!
  • When he comes to the bar with his "wing man" and sends his friend to hit on a girl in a trashy way, and then he comes in to be captain save a ho! -- This one NEVER works.
I think its hilarious! So if I missed any just add em, and guys, add anything you've ever done at the bar too, unless you dont wanna share your secrets!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Anyone That Knows Me...

... Knows that I LOVEEEE me some true life.
I'm a girl that loves other people's drama. I cant help it. I'm like addicted.

Soooo... Yesterday, I went on mtv.com looked at new shows they are coming out with, and some old ones. Then I see this section that says "Sign up for True Life"

So I'm looking down the list of categories they're looking for. I see, "Addicted to Meds" "My Family is Falling Apart" and then I see "I'm a Newlywed!"

Sooo, of course I sign me and my husband up.

So cross your fingers cuz your favorite blogger could pop up on MTV at any time!


Happy Friday Eve!

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

"I Gotta Get Back On My Bloggin, YO!"

I feel like everyone has been saying, "I gotta get back to blogging." "I'm gonna start bloggin again." "I havent blogged in a minute."

Maybe not everyone but definitely me.
But I havent really been doing shit. Wait... Lemme rephrase that.
I've been doing mad shit but nothing that is blog worthy I guess.
I havent had a weekend to just chill in a while, and I've been running around non-stop, but nothing significant besides going back to Pittsburgh 2 weekends ago.

So I gotta really start this again cuz I really enjoy it.
Just gotta think about something to blog about again.


Happy Tuesday!

Friday, November 6, 2009

Facebook Bitches, SMH!


I'm sure we're all fimilar with the Fort Hood situation by now.
Look @ this fuckin Britanie bitch. Who does she think she is?
Have a little empathy, you fuckin schmeegle. Ugh!

I'm No Bartender, But...

I hate in movies when a dude is at a busy bar and he asks the bartender what a woman all the way at the end of the bar is drinking.
You know for a fact that the bartender would never know the answer to that shit in real life.
I'd be like "bitch, I dunno, I poured that shit 45 minutes ago."
I dunno, that just gets on my nerves.
Happy Friday!

Friday, October 23, 2009

Halloween Shmalloreen

So I havent really gone all out and celebrated Halloween like I use to back in high school. Halloween is suppose to be the holiday where a girl can dress slutty and get away with it. I'm pretty sure I gave that up as soon as I graduated HS. Except for last year. I was a sexy golfer and a love bug klajefijawkjfawejijLOLLLL...
But anyways, this year I have no plans, EXCEPT... I'm going home. Back to Pittsburgh, PA aka Steel City, aka City of Champions. I'll get to spend time with my parents and my sisters and I'll finally be able to see my grandma, who I havent seen in awhile. I'm sooo excited.
My younger sister wants me to go see Paranormal Activity with her, which I've been wanting to see anyways. And I might try and go to my high school's football game on Friday night, depending on the weather and what time I get into town.
So I hope everyone else has an awesome and safe Halloween. And if your costume is wack I hope you get pulled over for DUI!
TGIF!!!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

"But I want one NOW!!!"

So I think that I have baby envy.
I work in an office and about 80% of the people I work with are young females. A good amount of them are married and pregnant or just had babies and I want one so bad! I think I would make an amazing mother. I probably want one for all the wrong reasons but I want to be a mommy.
I'm definitely in no financial state to take care of a baby either. So I guess it'll have to wait.
And F.Y.I., if I'm 25 and still dont have a child. I'm not having any! I dont want to be an old mom.
Happy Tuesday! :)

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Breast Cancer Awareness Month

Here you go ladies.



You're welcome!

Friday, October 2, 2009

Real Men

I was just curious. What's the deal with guys not wanting or refusing to buy their wife/girlfriend tampons? Like it's embarrassing for you or something. Everyone knows they arent for you. So whats the problem.
Please let me know!
Happy Friday everyone!

Monday, September 28, 2009

Some People Can, Some People Cant



My husband and I were talking last night, and I dont know what made him do it, but he started to try and wink at me. And it was hilarious.


So I'm thinking that winking is something that some people can do and look good doing it, and some people cant cuz they just look mad stupid.


I want everyone to make a video of themselves winking but I'm sure that wont happen. But winking is like the funniest thing to me now LOLLL


Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Fears Tears And Pap Smears

I've kinda been working on another blog idea that I've been thinking about. And when I say I've been working on it, that means I just thought of an idea and forgot to type it up.

The idea was to write a list of things you should do before you're married. I was reading on some website that had a list of 10 things you should do before you're married and one of the things was get over one of your fears.

Some of you may know that I was pretty scared of ketchup (or as I referred to it, the K word). This past weekend, I was at Friendly's with the hubby bear and I tried ketchup on a french fry. I thought I was going to vomit or freak out, but it was okay. I would much rather have hot sauce but it was alright. Then last night I got ketchup on my cheeseburger from McDonalds and it was pretty good.

So, its official! I'm over my fear of KETCHUP!!!

What Happened When You Were A Child?

So, I was on my way to work today and on the radio they were talking about things that happened to you as a child, that scarred you as an adult?

They got to talking and I already knew what happened to me, but then some girl on the radio says the exact same thing that scarred me. But I'll tell you my story instead of hers.

When I was younger, probably 8 or 9, I was at my aunt's house. My aunt walked into my cousin Jonathon's room and he was beating off to porn. I was down stairs in the living room and I could hear her yelling.

She came down stairs looked at me and said, "If you watch porn and pleasure yourself, all your dead relatives in heaven are going to see you do it!"

So now I cant "pleasure" myself unless I'm under like a blanket or something, cuz I feel like they cant see under them? LOLL.. I dunno.


But anyways, what is something that happened to you as a child that scarred you as an adult?

LEMME KNOW!



Happy Hump Day!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Since When?

Khloe Kardashian is marrying Lamar Odom on Sunday?!?
WTF!?
I just now found out they were dating, and now they are getting married also?
She's gotta be pregnant.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Tree House Restaurants!!!










How awesome would that beee!?!?!
Go here to see me.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Just Checking

Just got an iPod touch and I didn't know I could write blogs on here. I love apple!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I LOVE PORNO

Check this out :)

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Where's Grandma?

So I was on the way to work last week and heard on the radio that George Lopez's grandmother died. And he had her burried and didn't tell the rest of the family.

LMAOOO!!!

How funny is that!?


Happy Hump Hump Hump Day!!!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Crossing My Fingers

Hoping Jay really does bring his retarded lookin ass to NYC for the benefit concert on Sept. 11th. Cuz if so, I will be attending.
Needs to start selling these tickets tho.

Wedding Bells

So as some of you may know, I'm engaged to be married pretty soon.
Yes, I'm completely and 100% excited.
I'm young and all that and I dont plan on telling my parents until after its done.
Theres a lot of stuff that would be a lot easier if we were married and a lot of people really wouldn't understand. So we think a very small, courthouse type wedding is perfect for now and then in a year or so we'd have a real wedding.

But I was laying in bed last night thinking about all the good things about being married. And then I thought about when we get old. Now that I know we're getting married, and I'm going to be spending my life with him, I want him and I to live forever. Stay exactly how we are today, and never get any older.
I'm scared cuz if anything ever happens to him, I'll live the rest of my life alone.
Theres no way to replace someone like him in your life. He's my soul mate, my bestfriend, and my soon to be husband.


OMG!

So if anyone knows where the fountain of youth is located. Just google map the directions and send them my way :)


Happy Tuesday!!!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Hmmm...

In every Cosmopolitan magazine, there is always something like 50-100 sex tips/tricks/ways to please your man.

In every issue. And this magazine is published every month.

Where/when do the sex tips/tricks and all that, end?


SHEESH!

Friday, August 21, 2009

A-B-C's.. easy as 1-2-3.



So I stole this from Micah and my girl Fresh Princess


A - age : twenty :)
B - bedsize : Full... but since I share the bed its more like an extra small twin. blah lol
C - chore you hate : I dont really have any chores, except washing dishes and I dont mind that.
D - dog's name : Dont have a dog but if I did, his name would be DoJo
E - essential start of your day item : 'N Sync, No Strings Attached Album
F - favorite color : Daffodil yellow <3>
G - gold or silver : Silver please
H - height : five'four
I - instruments you play(ed) : A little piano, and I played the recorder back in the day.
J - job title : Receptionist/Wifey/Favorite Daughter of both parents/Amazing older sister/ect...
K - kids : Negative, stretch marks are not for me at this time in my life!
L - living arrangements : The boobie boo.
M - moms name : Marian aka Mamacita
N - nicknames : K-Dub
O - overnight hospital stay besides birth : When I broke 3 ribs and they were puncturing my lungs. That was a long stay.
P - pet peeve : When people dont do what I tell them to.
Q - quote from a movie : "Girl Power" - Spice World
R - real shit : My blog will be cooler than yours sooner or later.
S - siblings : 2 younger sisters, 2 turtles, and 1 puppy
T - time you wake up : 6:30 am
U - underwear : Brown
V - vegetables you dislike : tomatoes
W - ways you run late : Other people taking their sweet ass time.
X - xrays youve had : xrays on my ribs/leg/shoulder
Y - yummy food you make : tune salad? I dont know how to cook :-\
Z - zoo favorites : Stinky elephants,they're hugeee!



Happy Friday!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Fortune Cookie #1

So I figured since every Thursday at work is Chinese Thursday. I would start keeping track of my fortune cookies.



Todays fortune cookie says, "You have a curious smile and a mysterious nature."

I dunno what it means but I guess its cool and abstract.


Happy Friday Eve!!!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Man or WoMAN?

Caster Semenya is a South African runner. Won the 800 and now she is under going gender tests.


Yahoo news
says she doesn't meet the requirements to compete as a woman.

What does that even mean???

Let me know.

El Borede'

Bored as hell at work. Been playing Bejeweled on facebook for like an hour.
Gimme fun stuff to do on the computer, something thats not porn.
I'd greatly appreciate it.
Happy Hump Day!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Afghan Wives Can Now Suffer Starvation for Refusing Sex



So basically President Hamid Karzai is an asshole. He recently signed a law that requires Shia women to have sex with their husbands at least every 4 days, and removing the need to consent to sex within marriage.

Also, if a woman wants to work to get more money for her family or herself, she needs permission from her husband, father, or grandfather.




I can't believe how different it is over there.

I'm proud to be an American..

where at least I know I'm free....
and so on and so fourth.

"I Love Porno"


Sam's cousin, MEDIUM JOHN, is now on iTunes!... Go look him up. The album is only $7.99 and it's well worth it. His music is funny, has great melodies, and catchy chorus'.
Myspace songs include:
Sex My Ex-Box
I Love Porno
The Smell of Love
It's Definitely Gonorrhea


Go check it out. Trust me.

Monday, August 17, 2009

LADIES!!!




I was on Perez Hilton's blog site yesterday and on the side where the advertisements are I found this site called ModCloth. They have really cute/vintage dresses. The dresses aren't very expensive either, and eventhough summer is almost over, it's always good to stock up for next summer. Vintage never gets old. Thought I'd pass along the site just incase anyone liked it :)
Happy Monday! :)

Uh Oh...


Straight from Tyra Bank's Twitter: Guess What! I'm rockin' my REAL hair on my talk show September 8th. No fake hair at all! Will be the hair coming out of my scalp! 4 all 2 C!
I hope ya'll tune in to see her real hair, cuz I surely... wont.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Dirty Car Art...




















Dude's name is Scott Wade. He creates these amazing/sick/dope/interesting pieces of art with the dirt on the back windshield.
Go to here to see more.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Hide your beagle, Vick's an Eagle!!!

Uh, oh. How does everyone feel about this?
I think Mike Vick is trash, so he fits right in with the Eagles.

Have a nice weekend :)

Thursday, August 13, 2009

If you dont know...

...now you knowwww!
twitter.com/NikeTalkReject

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Preggers!!!

Kourtney Kardash is pregnant!!! She kinda gets on my nerves on the show cuz she's JUST like Kim, looks and all minus the butt.

I wonder who the father is?!
Hmmm..


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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Monday, August 10, 2009

Getting to Know YOU!


I'm making up rules as I go. But I want to know some things from some of the people that I follow. So if your name is one of the 6 below then I want to know 6 random facts about you. Something interesting that not many people would know, and something that you probably wouldnt want me to know LOL...


1. Assertive Wit

2. Hard Work

3. Tommy

4. MicAh

5. Ms_Slim

6. Jay Fever



So I guess either write the facts in the comment area below or write a blog and tag your own 6.


Gracias!

I'm Shocked

I just started following Dope Science and he had posted this new Soulja Boy joint called Successful. Not only is the chorus catchy but the hooks and the punch lines are pretty sick. I'm very surprised.


Go YouTube it :)