Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Where's Grandma?

So I was on the way to work last week and heard on the radio that George Lopez's grandmother died. And he had her burried and didn't tell the rest of the family.

LMAOOO!!!

How funny is that!?


Happy Hump Hump Hump Day!!!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Crossing My Fingers

Hoping Jay really does bring his retarded lookin ass to NYC for the benefit concert on Sept. 11th. Cuz if so, I will be attending.
Needs to start selling these tickets tho.

Wedding Bells

So as some of you may know, I'm engaged to be married pretty soon.
Yes, I'm completely and 100% excited.
I'm young and all that and I dont plan on telling my parents until after its done.
Theres a lot of stuff that would be a lot easier if we were married and a lot of people really wouldn't understand. So we think a very small, courthouse type wedding is perfect for now and then in a year or so we'd have a real wedding.

But I was laying in bed last night thinking about all the good things about being married. And then I thought about when we get old. Now that I know we're getting married, and I'm going to be spending my life with him, I want him and I to live forever. Stay exactly how we are today, and never get any older.
I'm scared cuz if anything ever happens to him, I'll live the rest of my life alone.
Theres no way to replace someone like him in your life. He's my soul mate, my bestfriend, and my soon to be husband.


OMG!

So if anyone knows where the fountain of youth is located. Just google map the directions and send them my way :)


Happy Tuesday!!!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Hmmm...

In every Cosmopolitan magazine, there is always something like 50-100 sex tips/tricks/ways to please your man.

In every issue. And this magazine is published every month.

Where/when do the sex tips/tricks and all that, end?


SHEESH!

Friday, August 21, 2009

A-B-C's.. easy as 1-2-3.



So I stole this from Micah and my girl Fresh Princess


A - age : twenty :)
B - bedsize : Full... but since I share the bed its more like an extra small twin. blah lol
C - chore you hate : I dont really have any chores, except washing dishes and I dont mind that.
D - dog's name : Dont have a dog but if I did, his name would be DoJo
E - essential start of your day item : 'N Sync, No Strings Attached Album
F - favorite color : Daffodil yellow <3>
G - gold or silver : Silver please
H - height : five'four
I - instruments you play(ed) : A little piano, and I played the recorder back in the day.
J - job title : Receptionist/Wifey/Favorite Daughter of both parents/Amazing older sister/ect...
K - kids : Negative, stretch marks are not for me at this time in my life!
L - living arrangements : The boobie boo.
M - moms name : Marian aka Mamacita
N - nicknames : K-Dub
O - overnight hospital stay besides birth : When I broke 3 ribs and they were puncturing my lungs. That was a long stay.
P - pet peeve : When people dont do what I tell them to.
Q - quote from a movie : "Girl Power" - Spice World
R - real shit : My blog will be cooler than yours sooner or later.
S - siblings : 2 younger sisters, 2 turtles, and 1 puppy
T - time you wake up : 6:30 am
U - underwear : Brown
V - vegetables you dislike : tomatoes
W - ways you run late : Other people taking their sweet ass time.
X - xrays youve had : xrays on my ribs/leg/shoulder
Y - yummy food you make : tune salad? I dont know how to cook :-\
Z - zoo favorites : Stinky elephants,they're hugeee!



Happy Friday!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Fortune Cookie #1

So I figured since every Thursday at work is Chinese Thursday. I would start keeping track of my fortune cookies.



Todays fortune cookie says, "You have a curious smile and a mysterious nature."

I dunno what it means but I guess its cool and abstract.


Happy Friday Eve!!!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Man or WoMAN?

Caster Semenya is a South African runner. Won the 800 and now she is under going gender tests.


Yahoo news
says she doesn't meet the requirements to compete as a woman.

What does that even mean???

Let me know.

El Borede'

Bored as hell at work. Been playing Bejeweled on facebook for like an hour.
Gimme fun stuff to do on the computer, something thats not porn.
I'd greatly appreciate it.
Happy Hump Day!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Afghan Wives Can Now Suffer Starvation for Refusing Sex



So basically President Hamid Karzai is an asshole. He recently signed a law that requires Shia women to have sex with their husbands at least every 4 days, and removing the need to consent to sex within marriage.

Also, if a woman wants to work to get more money for her family or herself, she needs permission from her husband, father, or grandfather.




I can't believe how different it is over there.

I'm proud to be an American..

where at least I know I'm free....
and so on and so fourth.

"I Love Porno"


Sam's cousin, MEDIUM JOHN, is now on iTunes!... Go look him up. The album is only $7.99 and it's well worth it. His music is funny, has great melodies, and catchy chorus'.
Myspace songs include:
Sex My Ex-Box
I Love Porno
The Smell of Love
It's Definitely Gonorrhea


Go check it out. Trust me.

Monday, August 17, 2009

LADIES!!!




I was on Perez Hilton's blog site yesterday and on the side where the advertisements are I found this site called ModCloth. They have really cute/vintage dresses. The dresses aren't very expensive either, and eventhough summer is almost over, it's always good to stock up for next summer. Vintage never gets old. Thought I'd pass along the site just incase anyone liked it :)
Happy Monday! :)

Uh Oh...


Straight from Tyra Bank's Twitter: Guess What! I'm rockin' my REAL hair on my talk show September 8th. No fake hair at all! Will be the hair coming out of my scalp! 4 all 2 C!
I hope ya'll tune in to see her real hair, cuz I surely... wont.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Dirty Car Art...




















Dude's name is Scott Wade. He creates these amazing/sick/dope/interesting pieces of art with the dirt on the back windshield.
Go to here to see more.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Hide your beagle, Vick's an Eagle!!!

Uh, oh. How does everyone feel about this?
I think Mike Vick is trash, so he fits right in with the Eagles.

Have a nice weekend :)

Thursday, August 13, 2009

If you dont know...

...now you knowwww!
twitter.com/NikeTalkReject

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Preggers!!!

Kourtney Kardash is pregnant!!! She kinda gets on my nerves on the show cuz she's JUST like Kim, looks and all minus the butt.

I wonder who the father is?!
Hmmm..


This blog is sponsered by Happy Hump Day Entertainment.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Monday, August 10, 2009

Getting to Know YOU!


I'm making up rules as I go. But I want to know some things from some of the people that I follow. So if your name is one of the 6 below then I want to know 6 random facts about you. Something interesting that not many people would know, and something that you probably wouldnt want me to know LOL...


1. Assertive Wit

2. Hard Work

3. Tommy

4. MicAh

5. Ms_Slim

6. Jay Fever



So I guess either write the facts in the comment area below or write a blog and tag your own 6.


Gracias!

I'm Shocked

I just started following Dope Science and he had posted this new Soulja Boy joint called Successful. Not only is the chorus catchy but the hooks and the punch lines are pretty sick. I'm very surprised.


Go YouTube it :)

Updates!!!

So I just sent up a new webcam thing, so I may try and do a VLOG (?) sometime soon. Who knows?

Also if I change the name thats before .blogspot.com then everyone that is following me now wont be able to see my blogs anymore, right?

And also, look out for a new background on my blog or something. Once I figure out how to do it :)

Home Sweet Home

I went home to Pittsburgh this weekend. Got to see my little sisters (above), and a lot of family. It was pretty cool. I got a new job. It's my first full time job and hopefully I'll start on wednesday.
Haven't had much to blog about lately.
Hopefully I get out of this funk.


Happy Monday!!! :)

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

What Happened?!

People dont blog anymore?
Whats the effin deal?

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Ahh!

AND...

On at the same time! What am I suppose to do?!

NETBOOKS!!!


I'm looking into getting one of those little netbook computers. I think they're soooo cute and it would be perfect for me. I'm inbetween a Toshiba and a Gateway. The Gateway is a much better deal but I like the keys on the Toshiba LOLLL..

All I really do on the computer is check stuff and blog. I dont download and all that BS so I'm thinking it would be cool.

But we shall see...

If you have a netbook, lemme know how you like it, and what brand it is!!!


Happy Sunday! :)



Saturday, August 1, 2009

Please...

... Follow Me
I need as many followers as possible.
Thanks in advance.

Fuck You JRose5

Sooo, Sam is on NikeTalk all the time. I was interested one day and looked at it. It was a bunch of dudes clownin' eachother or talking about some wild shit.


So I decided to make an account, completely unaware that you have to write a fuckin essay. I write a little bullshit thing about how I'm so good looking and muscular and have a lot to offer NT. It was a complete joke.
I go to NT this evening and I got a message and this is how it goes:

From: JRose5
To:BeautySchoolDropout
Sent:July 30, 2009, 10:53 pm
Your application to Nike Talk has been denied.

From: BeautySchoolDropout
To:JRose5
Sent:July 31, 2009, 8:45 pm
Well fuck you too you fuckin big headed bitch. Thats why you're still living at home with your fuckin mother. Only accomplishment in your life is being a fucking "niketalk administrator" or some bullshit. Get a real job you fuckin fake ass Flo Rida wanna be. Fuck you and the dick you ride on faggot.

From: JRose5
To:BeautySchoolDropout
Sent:July 31, 2009, 9:00 pm
You mad doggie? Ay, yo, its da internit, it aint dat serious. Fucking outta here you fucking tourette syndrome motherfucker. What a fucking queer ass faggot name you came up with? BeautySchoolDropout? Fucking faggot. JR5

From: BeautySchoolDropout
To: JRose5
Faggot? Did it ever occur to you that I'm a female? You fucking joke ass, bitch ass smut. Go wash your face.

From: JRose5
To:BeautySchoolDropout
Sent:July 31, 2009, 9:08 pm
Shut your ghetto ass up, fucking stank ass hoodrat, before I fucking knocked that weave off. Fucking trash. Wash my face? WTF, you fucking lame. You must be really trash, what fucking female gets all salty because she got denied on a message board. Fucking hoodrat, kill yourself. JR5

From: BeautySchoolDropout
To:JRose5
Weave? Your 0-2 tonight you fuckin bum ass dirtbag. I dont know why you get all vocal with females online. You know you cant pull bitches in real life!!! LOLLLL.. fornicate yourself, loser!

LOLLLLLLLL.... I love you NT fuckers.
I didnt get accepted, but it was worth a shot :)


Have a good weekend!!