Saturday, August 1, 2009

Fuck You JRose5

Sooo, Sam is on NikeTalk all the time. I was interested one day and looked at it. It was a bunch of dudes clownin' eachother or talking about some wild shit.

So I decided to make an account, completely unaware that you have to write a fuckin essay. I write a little bullshit thing about how I'm so good looking and muscular and have a lot to offer NT. It was a complete joke.
I go to NT this evening and I got a message and this is how it goes:

From: JRose5
Sent:July 30, 2009, 10:53 pm
Your application to Nike Talk has been denied.

From: BeautySchoolDropout
Sent:July 31, 2009, 8:45 pm
Well fuck you too you fuckin big headed bitch. Thats why you're still living at home with your fuckin mother. Only accomplishment in your life is being a fucking "niketalk administrator" or some bullshit. Get a real job you fuckin fake ass Flo Rida wanna be. Fuck you and the dick you ride on faggot.

From: JRose5
Sent:July 31, 2009, 9:00 pm
You mad doggie? Ay, yo, its da internit, it aint dat serious. Fucking outta here you fucking tourette syndrome motherfucker. What a fucking queer ass faggot name you came up with? BeautySchoolDropout? Fucking faggot. JR5

From: BeautySchoolDropout
To: JRose5
Faggot? Did it ever occur to you that I'm a female? You fucking joke ass, bitch ass smut. Go wash your face.

From: JRose5
Sent:July 31, 2009, 9:08 pm
Shut your ghetto ass up, fucking stank ass hoodrat, before I fucking knocked that weave off. Fucking trash. Wash my face? WTF, you fucking lame. You must be really trash, what fucking female gets all salty because she got denied on a message board. Fucking hoodrat, kill yourself. JR5

From: BeautySchoolDropout
Weave? Your 0-2 tonight you fuckin bum ass dirtbag. I dont know why you get all vocal with females online. You know you cant pull bitches in real life!!! LOLLLL.. fornicate yourself, loser!

LOLLLLLLLL.... I love you NT fuckers.
I didnt get accepted, but it was worth a shot :)

Have a good weekend!!


Assertive Wit said...

you win Grade A Clown status for this hahahahaha

Sighfur said...

Lol @ JRose not knowing how to spell internet. Katie just take the L, and when you get your tiny laptop, you can re-apply to NT.

~ Courtney Lynn ~ said...

Wait you hae to apply to be on NT...WTF?

K-Dub said...

I know Courtney. Its some bullshit. You gotta write like a 500 word essay and wait a month and all this retarded shit. Its not worth it!!


Epic lulz were had. You just trolled this motherfucker hardback. You win 3 internets.

Hard Work said...

LOL... i'm on NT and I definitely don't remember having to do an essay... that's crazy though... you had dude dumb heated...

Seeko said...


Anonymous said...

LMAO, How you get denied from NT? There's some real losers/dumb broads on there so that doesn't say much about you. You lose 5 internets. BTW, YNS ever.

Anonymous said...

you're so annoying, my God.. just shutup