Saturday, August 1, 2009

Fuck You JRose5

Sooo, Sam is on NikeTalk all the time. I was interested one day and looked at it. It was a bunch of dudes clownin' eachother or talking about some wild shit.


So I decided to make an account, completely unaware that you have to write a fuckin essay. I write a little bullshit thing about how I'm so good looking and muscular and have a lot to offer NT. It was a complete joke.
I go to NT this evening and I got a message and this is how it goes:

From: JRose5
To:BeautySchoolDropout
Sent:July 30, 2009, 10:53 pm
Your application to Nike Talk has been denied.

From: BeautySchoolDropout
To:JRose5
Sent:July 31, 2009, 8:45 pm
Well fuck you too you fuckin big headed bitch. Thats why you're still living at home with your fuckin mother. Only accomplishment in your life is being a fucking "niketalk administrator" or some bullshit. Get a real job you fuckin fake ass Flo Rida wanna be. Fuck you and the dick you ride on faggot.

From: JRose5
To:BeautySchoolDropout
Sent:July 31, 2009, 9:00 pm
You mad doggie? Ay, yo, its da internit, it aint dat serious. Fucking outta here you fucking tourette syndrome motherfucker. What a fucking queer ass faggot name you came up with? BeautySchoolDropout? Fucking faggot. JR5

From: BeautySchoolDropout
To: JRose5
Faggot? Did it ever occur to you that I'm a female? You fucking joke ass, bitch ass smut. Go wash your face.

From: JRose5
To:BeautySchoolDropout
Sent:July 31, 2009, 9:08 pm
Shut your ghetto ass up, fucking stank ass hoodrat, before I fucking knocked that weave off. Fucking trash. Wash my face? WTF, you fucking lame. You must be really trash, what fucking female gets all salty because she got denied on a message board. Fucking hoodrat, kill yourself. JR5

From: BeautySchoolDropout
To:JRose5
Weave? Your 0-2 tonight you fuckin bum ass dirtbag. I dont know why you get all vocal with females online. You know you cant pull bitches in real life!!! LOLLLL.. fornicate yourself, loser!

LOLLLLLLLL.... I love you NT fuckers.
I didnt get accepted, but it was worth a shot :)


Have a good weekend!!


9 comments:

Assertive Wit said...

you win Grade A Clown status for this hahahahaha

Sighfur said...

Lol @ JRose not knowing how to spell internet. Katie just take the L, and when you get your tiny laptop, you can re-apply to NT.

~ Courtney Lynn ~ said...

Wait you hae to apply to be on NT...WTF?

K-Dub said...

I know Courtney. Its some bullshit. You gotta write like a 500 word essay and wait a month and all this retarded shit. Its not worth it!!

FRANKIE BEATZ said...

Epic lulz were had. You just trolled this motherfucker hardback. You win 3 internets.

Hard Work said...

LOL... i'm on NT and I definitely don't remember having to do an essay... that's crazy though... you had dude dumb heated...

Seeko said...

This was AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABSOLUTELY amazing! Thank you.

Anonymous said...

LMAO, How you get denied from NT? There's some real losers/dumb broads on there so that doesn't say much about you. You lose 5 internets. BTW, YNS ever.

Anonymous said...

you're so annoying, my God.. just shutup