So the other day I was rounding the corner, into the kitchen and all of a sudden the owner of the company that I work for was coming through the doorway the other way, and I bumped into him, and he spilled coffee on him.
I stood there for like 10 seconds with my mouth wide open like, OMG, what did I just dooo!!! Then I started saying, "oh my God, I'm soooo sorry, I'm fired. I'm fired. I'm fired. Please dont fire me!"
In the meantime, he's smiling and brushing the coffee off his sleave and wincing in pain from the hot ass coffee.
But 2 days later, and I'm still employeed.
Happy Hump Day!