The other morning I was in the car with my mother-in-law. She was tellling me all about whose on Dancing with the Stars and stuff. She was like, "there's a football player on there, ya know?" and I said, "oh really? Who?" She was like, "I'm not sure what his name is but he's the guy that gets fined for doing all that stupid stuff." So of course my first thought was, "Oh, Chad Johnson." And she was like, "no, he has some kinda spanish name, but he's black." And I burst out laughing and said, "Is his spanish name Ocho Cinco?"
Then she said yeah and I told her about his number and stuff. I just thought it was pretty funny.